Pop Cesspool

PERIPHERAL MATERIAL FOR 'THE TREE OF LIFE'

"The Tree Of Life" truly is what it is. But imagine if you cut this right into the middle of Terrence Malick's comsic-churn footage:

Like, with no explanation. Y'know, just Sting, hanging like a monkey, atop a rubbish pile:

INSTANT 'THE JESUS AND MARY CHAIN' T-SHIRT

1. Search for Jesus and Mary on Google Images.

2. Crop any section of the results page into something handsome like this:

3. Make an iron-on! Super shoegazer!

IS WOODERSON A CHICK?

At the end of the video for Butch Walker and the Black Widows' "Synthesizers," the legendary Wooderson (Matthew McConaughey) slips into the ladies' room with a wink and a whiskey.

I think we all need to be open to alternative interpretations of why he's going in there.

ONE OF THE GREAT DROPS: DALEK, 'DISTORTED PROSE'

Almost precisely at the 0:34 mark, the neo-griot hops on a rocket engine, as if our own hip-hop planet was no longer worth inhabiting. Or maybe it was just for kicks. Boom-boom: