FOR THE RECORD: BIZ MARKIE'S 'BENNIE & THE JETS'

We killed a fatted calf tonight, so stick around.

I've acquired my late pass on this:

Upon acquisition of aforementioned late pass, a rough accounting of Yer Poppa's favorite Internet-era cover-song performances of all time would go something like this:

1. Nina Gordon's "Straight Outta Compton"
2. Ted Leo's "Since U Been Gone/Maps"
3. Biz Markie's "Bennie & The Jets"
4. Guided By Voices' "Baba O'Riley"

There's a No. 5 out there, somewhere, but I'm too addled and old to remember what it might be.