There's nothing more brutally soulless than a Blake Griffin dunk: The man-child elevates. He extends a meat-hook. The ball blows through the hoop. I want to die. Seriously, think of all the brutally soulless shit in the world. Blake Griffin dunks are worse than whatever you're thinking of. And I don't even hate the Clippers. But when Blake Griffin dunks, God gets the urge take a dump.