INEVITABLE 'TWILIGHT' ENTRY

I'm not gonna bore you with some sort of testosteroid riff on the Twi-world, although you know that shit would be funny, because I am so macho, and those vampires are merely good-looking. The sad truth is that I'm too lazy to do the research. Instead, I'll just plug Sigma Twi Omega, because I know one of the freaks on the masthead. Also: They've got like 40 mottoes, and one is: "NOT lame. SO tight," and I sure-as-hell have typed that about some fuckin' mathrock band or gully-rapper in my day. So yeah, we're all nerds, y'know?