DON'T YOU DARE LOOK AT ME THAT WAY, DUDE, I WILL FUCKIN' EAT YOU FOR LUNCH. AND YOUR SUPERIOR-LY DESIGNED iPAD, TOO.
Whatever, though, I might buy one. JUST STOP TALKING TO ME LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO PERSUADE ME TO SUCK YOUR PENIS.
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January 27, 2010
DUNNO ABOUT YOU, BUT I'M REALLY TIRED OF THIS ONE APPLE DUDE
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Hey, easy on Mr. Ive.
Plus, where did the penis thing come from? Sounds like you have some sort of PERSONAL issue with Apple products...don't blame the designer.
Posted by: Chris | January 27, 2010 at 17:38
I guess I'm tired of the full-force seduction. Mr. Ive must not realize how ripe he is for parody.
That said, I'm generally Apple's bitch.
Posted by: Pop Cesspool | January 27, 2010 at 21:08