ONE CANNOT BE TOO CAREFUL

If I had found that any of these young ladies indeed had searched for me, I would consume antibiotics immediately, out of concern that I would be subject to novel and potent species of contagion. If you should label me irrational for such fears, I would suggest that the biology of the common skank is inclined toward mysterious and powerful mutations at the level of microflora. When mingled with powerful (and perhaps untamed) communications technology, a skank's potent parasites cannot be presumed to remain purely in the organic realm. Just inserting this photograph into this blog entry has left me with a keen desire for hand sanitizer.