Pretty soon, 4-wolf moon shirt.
then 5-wolf moon shirt.
it's like razors: pretty soon 3 wolves and 1 moon will seem technologically obsolete.
Maybe the way to avoid a totally destructive and impractical "3 Wolf Moon" arms race is to escalate via fractions of wolves.
So, y'know, you could start with a "3.00001 Wolf Moon" shirt.
Then I'd come out with a "3.00002 Wolf Moon" shirt.
And if people escalated all the way to a "3.99999 Wolf Moon" shirt, I'd start adding decimals to the Moon part.
"3.00001 Wolf 1.00001 Moon" shirt. Yeah, that's where we should start. FOR OUR OWN GOOD.
Trouble is, how do you represent 0.00001 of a wolf?
I mean, yeah, it's easy to represent 0.00001 of a moon.
But the wolf? That part is hard. We'll have to talk to some ethicists.