| Kevin Millar Marcus Giles Omar Vizquel Morgan Ensberg Jacque Jones Andruw Jones Jay Gibbons Corky Miller Mike Sweeney Matt Clement | Russ Ortiz Eric Milton Jeremy Powell Ramon Ortiz Danny Graves Chad Fox Scott Williamson Scott Strickland Randy Choate Bruce Chen | Dennis Stark Trot Nixon Corey Koskie Tony Graffanino Ruben Gotay Rob Mackowiak Bobby Kielty Josh Phelps Chris Shelton |
ANSWER: According to Jayson Stark, they've all been invited to spring training somewhere. But the real truth is that almost all of them have fucked me over in fantasy baseball at least once. Fuckers. You take food from the mouths of my babies. Except maybe Corky Miller, because with a name like "Corky," the odds are good that you're probably not on my waiver-wire priority list.
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