MY LEAST-FAVORITE THING ABOUT THE INTERNET RIGHT NOW

Let's call it "porn creep" -- the slow dispersion of fleshy flotsam and jetsam onto pages that otherwise should be visually benign. Like, say you've chosen to download some music from Nah Right  -- you know you have a folder of like 8,000 shitty tracks from there, so don't even give me a hard time -- and they serve the mp3 via zshare. The download page sometimes will be plastered with harmless auto or gadget ads.

And then sometimes you get this:

Anybody eyeballing your screen is gonna see barely-contained breastices, ass-up poses and "WHO IS HANNAH MONTANA'S FATHER?" On the same page. You're a total fucking perv.

Now, this isn't an anti-porn rant. My glass house has lots of nasty smudge marks on the windows. There ain't enough Windex in the world to clean that shit up. I am totally exaggerating. But I wish zshare would eliminate that titties ad.