... I wish that she'd sign, "That's OK, I'm sorry that I still don't know how to read English very well, but I am grateful for your e-mails and text messages anyway." She'd still get the watch. Doesn't anybody read "The Gift Of The Magi" in school anymore?
I made a Gift of the Magi reference a few days ago, and everybody blanked. That no one had heard of it almost made as sad as the story itself.
Btw, the deaf girl should have signed, "Omg, that's so sweet, but I sold my wrists on the organ black market so that I could buy you the Lexus outside." Of course, I doubt she could sign without wrists, but whatever.
Posted by: Mike Riggs | December 02, 2008 at 13:32
The Lexus would be a nice touch, because it would have one of those huge, douchey red bows on top.
Posted by: Pop Cesspool | December 02, 2008 at 13:37