What, exactly, did that dude say to the Big Aussie Ego during the shooting of State of Play in Mount Pleasant? Well, we can safely ascertain that the initial salutation was indeed "Fuck you!," but the WaPost was conveniently vague about the other expletives (scroll down to "Sorely Tested Crowe Keeps His Cool").
But, thankfully, we do have some wonderful options, people. And thusly I present to you ... the handy-dandy Pop Cesspool "Fuck You, Russell Crowe, X my Y!" Generator. (I'm shitty at writing scripty Web thingies, so it's merely an HTML table. Live with it.)
Pick a verb from Column A, and match it with a noun from column B!
|COLUMN A||COLUMN B|
Personally, I'm partial to "Fuck you, Russell Crowe. Eat my dick!"