What's this? A Maryland driver generally racing around like a moron? Um, yeah, they're all like that. (For all y'all who don't watch cable news during the day: Click through to the video that says "Car Chase Ends In Capitol Heights.")
SIDE NOTE: Most of the Marylanders I know are transplants, and thus seem to be exempt from the state's ingrained motorist culture, which has only one rule: Don't use your turn signal, because it's an invasion of your privacy.