TEEVEE

The premiere of "Flavor of Love 2" delivered what it was supposed to deliver, of course, but I was left wondering one thing: Why is dog doo-doo acceptable on reality television (i.e. "The Osbournes" often showed critter-dung), but human doo-doo is apparently not? They didn't actually show Somethin's something. This is perplexing.

I mean, what if the producers of Flav's show had pointed the camera at some stunt doo-doo, as a re-enactment, instead of showing the actual offending nugget? Say, a doggie turd stand-in for Somethin's turd? Would that have been acceptable?

This is why it's called Pop Cesspool, folks.