The Purple One posted this story in the comments section of the TOO RIPE post, and I'm not gonna pass up the opportunity to riff on it. Sample dialogue, with massive apologies for the outcome:
STAPP: (daydreaming) These girls are hot, but I want some of that American Badass.
GIRL NO. 1: Scott, are you even interested in this? Because I'm not feeling anything.
ROCK: (daydreaming) I bet he can take me Higher.
GIRL NO. 2: Hey, Kid, it's OK when you pull my hair, but now you're hurting me.
STAPP: (smacking hands with Rock) Whoo! This is awesome. Wanna trade?
ROCK: You know it, buddy.
[STAPP and ROCK begin to swap females. STAPP's male member brushes the thigh of ROCK.]
STAPP: Oops. Sorry about that.
[ROCK's considerably larger male member brushes the thigh of STAPP.]
ROCK: Whoa, clear the way for the weapon of mass destruction.
[STAPP and ROCK begin copulating with each other's female. They can't stop looking at each other.]
... the possibilities are, unfortunately, endless.
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