Upon walking out the front door today: Noticed a bunch of starlings in the tree above me. Noticed the large amount of bird crap on the front stoop, none of which was there yesterday. Heard (or thought I heard) the sound of bird crap hitting the dead leaves and the dirty ground. Thought to myself, "I'd better move, or I will be crapped upon." Proceeded to walk quickly away from the tree. Proceeded to perform morning errands. Exited subway near my place of employment. Ran into a co-worker. Was told about orange-ish/yellow-ish/green-ish globule on the hood of my jacket. Identified globule as same color as starling crap on front stoop.
Italy was great. More to come.