28% of adolescents listen to country.
38% listen to heavy metal.
58% listen to hip-hop. And amazingly,
73% listen to their parents
And even more amazingly (pdf), at least one preppy-looking high school girl listens to bootlegged copies of Wilco's "Yankee Hotel Foxtrot." Or is she merely taking the advice of the lecherous middle-aged rock critic who handed her the CD? (Yeah, I like that album, too, but you won't find me using it to snare the attention of unsuspecting adolescents. That dude should be ashamed of himself.)