From Yahoo's baseball news updates:
May 30 The Atlanta Journal-Constiution's David O'Brien reports Atlanta Braves OF Chipper Jones (bruised quad) is irritated with Philadelphia Phillies P Randy Wolf for hitting him twice during his career. "I've been hit seven or eight times in my whole career, and I know that guy's hit me twice, at least," Jones said. "And he's turned me inside-out a couple more times, too. It was his reaction, too. Usually when a pitch gets away from a guy, he reacts like, 'Ahh.' He was pretty much stone-faced. I went back and watched it on tape."
The fact that Chipper Jones bothered to watch it again on tape pretty much tells you everything you need to know about Chipper Jones. I'm Chipper Jones. Nobody throws at Chipper Jones. Now, I don't have proof that he actually thinks of himself in the third person, but he certainly seems like the kind of guy who would, even half-jokingly, but actually kind of meaning it, too.