WARNING

Beware. The soul-sucking jerks are everywhere. They are bored with themselves, so they vacuum up your vivacity. It is rare to find a soul-sucker who once actually had a soul. They're not like vampires. They dress well. They are still alive. Sometimes they are clones. They are agog at your essence, they squeeze it between their fingers when they can. Some souls are irreducible, quick or mighty. Yours might not be. Some people probably would wear bioports on their foreheads so the soul-suckers could have easy access. The testing ground would be Washington, the great sterile salt flat for the development of soul-sucking excellence.